Sex.

My name is Jenny; no I am not married to Forrest Gump.
I like Unicorns, rainbows, and the d. (;

When someone calls me attractive image

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mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

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lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

😭

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
But sometimes, you add to much sugar, so you ask for more lemons, but life says, ” No, you shouldn’t have used so much goddamn sugar, now you gonna get diabetes.” Then you’re just left with sugary lemonade, because life’s a bitch and won’t give you anymore lemons.

aliciaaadanielle:

orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."

"I really did not mean to do that."

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

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