girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
But sometimes, you add to much sugar, so you ask for more lemons, but life says, ” No, you shouldn’t have used so much goddamn sugar, now you gonna get diabetes.” Then you’re just left with sugary lemonade, because life’s a bitch and won’t give you anymore lemons.
i giggled like a schoolgirl
"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."
"I really did not mean to do that."
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE